Sexy edition for @mahdoge: Five minutes later the cashier at the bakery suggested – in a flirty voice – I wouldn’t necessarily have to pay with money.

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Today I almost fell asleep on my bicycle.

Sexy edition for @mahdoge: I might have spent too much time half naked at the lakes this weekend.

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Today I felt like I was getting sick.

Sexy edition for @mahdoge: I’d say we never exchanged messages for a reason. No vibes at all.

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Today I randomly met a girl I once matched on Tinder at an event. We hadn’t exchanged messages back then. Now we both acted like we didn’t know.

Sexy Edition for @mahdoge: everyone was super ripped, super tan, super sexy.

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Sexy Edition for @mahdoge: I had dreams about @mahdoge. (This may be a lie.)

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Today I spent my hours in a conference room.

Sexy edition for @mahdoge: Sweat was running up and down my body.

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Today I had to change my t-shirt twice because of the heat.

Sex edition for @mahdoge: Hella 69, obviously. But also „Fruchtwasser“ is supposed to mean „fruit flavored water“ here, while it actually means „amniotic fluid“.

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Sex edition for @mahdoge: No sexy vibes at all here, I’m sorry!

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