Sex is like math; you add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide her legs, and pray you don’t multiply

My therapist asked me if I saw all the red flags and I said “Of course I did, I just thought it was a carnival or something”

@madambaboon you’re the best Queen there ever was or will be ❤️👑👸 ?

An old woman outside a McDonald's just said to me "you don't have to walk away, I smoke."

Companionship is so different than friendship

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