Jeffrey Epstein fantasy camp, where you get to spend two weeks on a private island learning the art of power brokering.

If I start doing things on accident, the laws of the universe will stop fucking me over 🤯

I’m waiting for a Curb Your Enthusiasm - Matrix crossover with a coffee shop named SimuLatteLarry’s

I cry a little when I see .DS_Store in a git repo

Communard sounds like a portmanteau of communist and what you call yourself on WSB

Oh all the Boltzmann brain configurations I could’ve poofed out of the ether with, why couldn’t it be the one with Satoshis private key?

I need a RealDoll dressed like a PM for spitballing ideas

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