BREAKING NEWS: In light of the Pope's statement blaming Nato for the Ukraine Crisis, PayPal has canceled the Vatican's account.
@niclas Hasn't Elon Musk got some sort of super satellite array to get around that? 😂
@Paygan
You mean the one that is 10x faster than speed of light, 10x cheaper than Skype, 10x more bandwidth than the sum of the Internet, and available next year?
@Paygan Worse; Microsoft cancelled the Pope's Skype connection to God.